"Don’t look at me, look at the knot…”

I LAUGHED SO HARD I SNORTED

WOKE UP MY MOM

AND JUST ABOUT PEED MY BED

Okay Ryan Murphy, we are counting on you. You gave us witches in season 3 and you let us down so much with it going too crazy. You gave us an asylum in season 3 and added aliens and nazi’s and it was too much. You are giving us a freak show. We don’t need love interests or lovers quarrels or spats or random weirdass threesomes or anything, we would be happy with a really really brilliantly written season about a freak show. Do not let us down. 

theoddcollection:

This is what Ryan Murphy of AHS reveals on Twisty the clown:
“[…] It’s heart-stopping what he does. I’m worried. I’m worried that people are going to have cardiac arrests… The clown’s intro in the first episode is … even I was terrified of it. It’s brutal. Two crew members told me they have had nightmares about this clown since we started shooting and they’re not even scared of clowns. I think he’s pretty extraordinary because, when you see why he’s a clown and why he’s wearing the mask … just you wait.”

John Caroll Lynch (who plays Twisty) adds:
“His actions are horrific, but his motives are really strangely, oddly pure. And that’s what is most human and most disturbing about it.”

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I’m srsly wondering if anybody else is as ridiculously excited as I am.

tyrabankruptcy:

I would go to one of these parties but first I gotta make sure my health insurance covers it